Nonculture

Unless you are homeless or extremely good looking, you probably have heard about the supercollider whatever that they built in France, and the theoretical danger it poses.  They finally got it cooled down to “space” temperature and the day it turns on approaches.

http://www.lhcountdown.com/

When they turn this thing on and it creates a black hole the size of a silver dollar, it is going to eat everything and we will all be slowly pulled into France.  I know, everybody’s worst nightmare, because once you enter the borders of France your will to fight against the pull of the black hole will just evaporate and you will try to surrender to the black hole.  Unfortunately, black holes don’t take prisoners.   Still, you might want to buy a beret and a mime outfit, because I hear those are popular where we all will be going.

So, you may want to rethink your life real quick like, then go ahead and do all of those things you’ve been putting off.  Me, I’m going to finish this drink then pour another and watch the chaos from my porch in my overpriced run down apartment.  Because I’m already living the dream; I have it all.