Posts Tagged ‘rolls of cash’
De Vind of Change…Oh Shit I’m Rich!
“Dr.AliyuUmar” <umaraliyu@millarumrali.com> |
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Attn; I have been waiting for you to come down here and pick your funds but you din’t show up.Then I left behind(Compensation Sum)US$600,000.00 as a bank draft with my secretary in africa,because I have been in Africa for business and i am back in the UK for the holidays. I want you to contact my secretary and make arrangements to deliver your package.Contact her right away:
Mrs. Faridah Dahlan I gave her your “delivery address” but you have to reconfirm it to her with your details and parcel ref # THT203/NIG/09N, to avoid any mistakes on the delivery as the draft contains a large amount. Let me know as soon as you receive your package. Yours Faithfully, |
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I knew something like this would happen someday. I’ve just had that feeling, all my life, that my ship would come in. I just had to be patient. And as you can see, good things come to those who wait. Though I can’t believe I din’t show up (oh no I din’t!), I see other arrangements can be made for me to pick up my birthright of 600,000.00 dollars. I’m glad there were no cents added to the amount, because that would look suspicious. I did look twice at the fact that Dr. Ahmed Umar doesn’t capitalize his “I’s” when referring to himself, but that is probably just because he is humble and does not want to flaunt his title of “Doctor” and “Minister of Finance” as the executor of my birthright. Of 600,000.00 US, I must repeat. Plus, he sounds Saudi, and they are all rich, so I’m certain this is legit.
Obviously I need to contact the finance minister’s secretary to correct my “delivery address” before I get my chedda, but I’ve already taken some steps towards my new life. I’ve quit my job and told my landlord that I’ll be moving out within the week. I’ve booked the Orlando Magic Dancers for a mud wrestling party, and…well that took up my life savings, but hell, that was peanuts compared to my new roll of cash.
I can’t wait to start my new life. I’m sure it’ll be so different from my current life of drinking and fucking around and not thinking beyond the next few months. I can feel the wind of change!
Just like Rudi Schenker!
